Yeah. I know someone who has a spaceship! One time we used it to go to a planet on the other side of the galaxy that looked exactly like old New York. Then we played baseball against giant aliens to rescue the planet and overthrow its dictator, and after that we went to a different planet where our flying car had a baby with another car. That was a long day.

[There is not a single trace of irony or teasing in her voice. None whatsoever.]