immamartillo | 6th Hat Flip [Accidental Video/Action]

[Somewhere in Luceti, Firo's draped over a tree branch, asleep and freshly returned from his mallynapping. He looks a little worse for the wear, but he's out of the woods (figuratively) now, isn't he?

Unfortunately, gravity's not going to give him a break today, and as soon as he shifts in his sleep Firo goes tumbling to the ground. How's that for a wake up call?

It's not far of a fall, but Firo's incredibly ungraceful landing doesn't do him any favors. There's a crunching sound as he hits the ground, twisted around so that he lands on his left hand.]

Ah-! Ow-! Shit!

[Firo stays lying like that for a moment: both in the process of waking up and cursing everything from the malnosso to the tree- whatever he can blame for this situation. Then, with some reluctance, he rolls onto his side and stares at his hand with a mixture of pain and consternation. Unlike what he's become used to over the past few years, it stays stubbornly broken. His eyes widen. This is not how it's supposed to work...]

What? Why isn't it-?

[He tries to flex his fingers and winces; it's then that he catches a glimpse of his journal lying open nearby. Great. Of course it had to show off one of his less dignified moments.]

Damnit... Are you kiddin' me?

[Sighing and gritting his teeth against the pain, he pulls himself into a sitting position. Arms crossed over his chest, he takes a deep breath and tries to recover some aplomb.]

So... Guess I'm back. Screw this place.

[ooc: Firo's back from being mallynapped and is now going to be without his immortality for a while. After a few weeks it'll return to its normal Luceti dampened state.]

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Oh, window boxes are a nice idea. You can grow lots of things in them.

[Grune doesn't care about your gangster pride, Firo. :|]

Yeah? Maybe I'll look for some.

[It's pretty obvious a lie, especially considering he doesn't even make eye contact while saying it. He figures it's okay since it's a nice one as far as fibs go.

It's just not really what most people'd expect from someone in my, um... profession.

[It may be an obvious lie to most people, but not Grune. She takes him completely at his word--and she looks absolutely delighted.

...Until he confuses her, at least.]

Isn't it?

I mean, most people won't exactly be intimidated by you if they find out you go home and take care of flowers. No offense.

[He can attest that Grune herself is quite scary at times.]

But...it's good if people aren't intimidated by you. That way, you can make lots of friends.

[She is never going to understand this, no matter how he tries to explain it.]

Maybe sometimes, but it's sorta important to keep people in line while I'm workin'.

[That might be less of a problem if his job was legal.]

Don't they try their best?

[It's a very strange thing think about. Why wouldn't someone give their job their all?]

[He shakes his head, feeling somewhat irritated just thinking about it. Most picciotto don't share his blind devotion to the Family and its responsibilities; their jobs are how they make money, not much more, and if they can get away with slacking off they will.]

I wish. It'd make my job a whole lot easier. And on top a' our people slackin' off there're customers who try to cheat and stuff.

Why would they do that?

[It's quite obviously completely beyond her.]

'Cause they'd rather us lose money than them.

[She probably won't understand that either, but he can't think of any other way to put it. He shrugs.]

It's just how people are.

[She looks a little troubled by his evaluation.]

Oh, no, that can't be right.

What? What other reason would there be?

Well, maybe no one has told them that cheating is wrong.

[...Maybe? Possibly?]

Hey, I've told people plenty a' times and I don't know how to be much clearer about it.

[Maybe if he didn't resort immediately to physical harm as a way of "telling" them...]

[Bad Firo.]

Do you think they forgot?

You really think that's somethin' people can just forget?

Oh, why couldn't they forget it?

[He has enough presence of mind to realize he shouldn't mention the specifics to her.]

...When the consequences are strict enough, people don't forget. They just try to be sneakier.

[Blink.]

I'm sure that's not true. After all, that wouldn't be very nice.

Some people just aren't nice.

[He shrugs.]

Luckily most a' the ones I run into are easy enough to handle.

[At his first sentence, Grune shakes her head.]

That's not true. Everyone can be nice. But sometimes, they just don't know how.

[Here comes this discussion again.]

So, what then? Am I supposed to teach 'em how to be nice?

[Sorry, Grune, but he can't help but sound skeptical.]

[Unfortunately for Firo, sarcasm is just not a thing Grune understands.]

That's a good idea! Then they would do the right thing from then on.

Wha-?

[How did he not see that coming?]

How am I supposed to do that!?

Why, just tell them that what they're doing is wrong. Then they won't do it anymore.

[It's as simple as that! Totally.]

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